The Renewal of College Labor
by Samuel Ehrhart (1889)

Professor of Geology.—Gentlemen, at the close of the Spring term, I asked you to report to me, individually, any object of extraordinary interest you might meet in your respective outings. Mr. Corbett, you may begin.
Corbett, ’91.—Please, sir, mine had yellow hair, blue eyes, and a tailor-made suit.
Lazy Curator™ sez: I skipped last week because of *ahem!* reasons. So I owe you two this week. The next one should be up almost immediately.