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In the Land of the Free
by J. S. Pughe (1895)

First Politician.—Who’s on the ticket?
Second Politician.—Well, there is O’Toole, O’Flannagan, Budweiser, Rosenbaum, Garibaldi, Jones—
First Politician.—What is Jones there for?
Second Politician.—To catch the American vote.
First of two this week, since I inadvertently skipped last week.