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“Me Too!”



by Frederick Opper (1881)

me too (1881)


Lazy Curator™ sez: Image shows Roscoe Conkling as a medieval troubadour strumming a lute under a balcony labelled “Canonchet.” Behind him we see Thomas Platt, similarly attired in comically oversized shoes and given a boost by a sturdy suitcase, doing the same under a balcony marked “Albany.” Also: the moon has a face.

The more of these I do, the more I link the public figures with their running gags: Platt and his “Me too!”, Conkling and his women’s clothes, James Blaine and his tattoos, Benjamin Harrison being engulfed by his grandfather’s hat, etc. etc.
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Puck’s Plan to Rid the Country of Two Embarrassments



Give Grant the Surplus, and Let Him Spend It on a Little Court of His Own



by Bernhard Gillam (1884)

puck's plan to relieve the country of two embarrassments (1884)


The LOC says:

Illustration shows Ulysses S. Grant as a king sitting on a throne, surrounded by his courtiers, identified as Rev. J.P. Newman, Henry Ward Beecher, Roscoe Conkling, Jay Gould, George W. Childs, William Belknap, G. Jones, Senator John P. Jones, Simon Cameron, James Donald Cameron, James D. Fish, John A. Logan, T.C. Platt, George M. Robeson, [and] Joseph W. Keifer".


Lazy Curator™ sez: Conkling looks a little puffy here. Off-model, or some kind of commentary?

Needless to say, Gilliam hits another one out of the park. Is there any artwork this man produced that wasn’t amazing?
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A Humiliating Spectacle



(See—Gospel According to St. Matthew XXVII, 35—Revised Edition)



by Joseph Keppler (1881)

humiliating spectacle, a (1881)


Lazy Curator™ sez: Can’t be true to my name with this one. The left panel shows James Garfield on his death bed with the Angel of Death hanging over him. The right panel shows Roscoe Conkling and Chester Arthur as Roman soldiers before the Executive Chair, Conkling bearing a mantle reading “Patronage”. In the foreground, Stephen Dorsey (with Star Route helmet), Ulysses S. Grant and Thomas Platt gamble with dice.

This goes into my Top Five of Keppler’s images that would be suitable for framing and hanging on the wall. The use of color in this one is simply stunning!
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A Grand Shakesperian Revival



(Which we have but little hope of seeing on the stage of the National Capitol)



by Joseph Keppler (1881)

grand shakespearian revival, a (1881)


The LOC says:

Print shows Chester A. Arthur as King Henry IV on a cobblestone street, with Jay Gould and William H. Vanderbilt holding his cape, and accompanied by John P. Jones; he is accosted by Roscoe "Sir John" Conkling who proposes to speak on behalf of Thomas C. "Master Shallow" Platt, behind them are Thomas J. Brady and Stephen W. Dorsey. Ulysses S. Grant and John A. Logan are standing on the left, at the head of Arthur's entourage. Includes text for brief exchange between Arthur and Conkling from "(2nd Part of King Henry IV, Act V - Sc. 5)".


Lazy Curator™ sez: Per my name, I can’t be bothered to transcribe all that text. It’s just Shakespeare with name substitution anyways. Read a book!
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Another Matterhorn Catastrophe



by J. A. Wales (1881)

another matterhorn catastrophe


Lazy Curator™ is soloing this one without the aid of the LOC. Because he’s all hopped up on over-confidence. Or maybe it’s caffeine?

Image shows Ulysses S. Grant attempting to scale the “Matterhorn Mountain Road to the Summit of the Matterhorn” while clinging to a fragile-looking branch marked “Popularity.” With his other hand, he’s holding on to Roscoe Conkling (holding a staff reading “Senatorial Courtesy”) by the hair. At the end of the rope dangles Thomas Platt, strangled by the neck.

On the far side of the crevasse, James Blaine and James Garfield sit on the cliff, having a leisurely conversation. I unfortunately can’t read what it says on Garfield’s staff.

Maybe I should have consulted the LOC after all?
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Puck’s Pyrotechnics



Fourth-of-July Fireworks Free to All



by “Opper & Co.” (1882)

puck's pyrotechnics (1882)


The LOC says:

Print shows a fireworks display with Puck bowing on a stage in front of a "Fan Light" featuring the likenesses of William H. Vanderbilt, Russell Sage, Cyrus W. Field, and Jay Gould; on stage with Puck is a hand holding a smoldering torch which may represent Bartholdi's hand and torch from the Statue of Liberty. On the left is a pagoda labeled "Puck Office" and on the right is a building labeled "Tammany Hall". Among the fireworks are many faces of politicians and other prominent figures of the day, some labeled by type of firework, such as "Chicago Shower", Arthur, Grant, Conkling, Logan and Cameron; "Tumbler", Tilden; "Twister", Schurz; "The Falling Tammany Star", Kelly; "Bomb", Davis; "Junk Whizzler", Robeson; "Polar Rocket", Bennett; "Buster", Butler; and "Star Route Staggerer", Dorsey. Others shown are James G. Blaine, Henry Ward Beecher, Elizabeth Tilton(?), Thomas De Witt Talmage, and Theodore Tilton.


Lazy Curator™ sez: Only a couple of days late on this. “Twinkler” seems to be N. Y. Mayor W. R. Grace. I’m guessing “Opper & Co.” means that a bunch of the Puck staff got in on the fun with this one.
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Rip van Winkle’s Return



by Bernhard Gillam (1883)

rip van winkle's return (1883)


The LOC says:

Illustration shows a scene outside a building labeled "Washington Inn" with an image of the U.S. Capitol on the sign; a large group of Republican legislators, politicians, and others are laughing at an old man wearing tattered clothing labeled "Democracy", he looks dazed, as though he has just wandered in from the past, his walking stick is dated "1861". Two dogs labeled "N.Y. Tribune" and "N.Y. Times" sniff at his heels. Among those present are George M. Robeson, Ulysses S. Grant, John Logan, James G. Blaine, Chester A. Arthur (dressed as a woman, serving food and drinks), Charles J. Folger, George F. Hoar, Joseph W. Keifer, Horace F. Page, William Mahone (doing a hand-stand), James D. Cameron, Roscoe Conkling, John Sherman, George F. Edmunds, John Percival Jones and Thomas C. Platt.


Lazy Curator™ sez: Ah, Gillam, you never disappoint. Some of the expressions here are priceless, Sherman’s and Platt’s in particular, likewise “Little Billy” doing a handstand (still needs readjusting?).

Can’t add to the Conkling in Women’s Clothes tally. As you can plainly see, he gave the dress to Chester.
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To the Chicago Convention



by Joseph Keppler (1880)

to the chicago convention (1880)


A steam engine named Imperator bears the cigar-smoking head of Ulysses S. Grant on its smokestack. Roscoe Conkling is the engineer, Donald Cameron the conductor, and John A. Logan the fireman, stoking the fires with Solid South Coal.

Lots of other details here. I won’t go into everything but there’s an “Orpheus C Car” bringing up the rear, bearing George Robeson (definitely) and (possibly) W. W. Belknap, James Garfield and George Henry Williams. “G.W.C.,” Carl Schurz and Puck are seen mourning the death of a woman wearing a “Republican Party” sash (apparently having collided with the train). In the background, William T. Sherman and James G. Blaine can be seen on horseback.

UPDATE: Fixed the “wonky scan” problem in this satirical image of President Harrison’s cabinet.
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Lost in the Snow



by Bernhard Gillam (1882)

lost in the snow (1882)

“Oh! Where is the White House?”



U. S. Grant (carrying a broken Grant Boom bass drum) and his buddies are lost in “Popular Vote” snow. L-R, we have: Thomas Platt (with “Me Too” clarinet), John Alexander Logan (with “Logan Bossism” double bass), Grant, Roscoe Conkling, James Blaine (with “Blaine Bluster” horn) and George Robeson (with “Jobs” trombone).
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Puck’s Pantheon



VI.

Conkling, the Curled Congressional Cæsar.



by J. A. Wales (1879)

puck's pantheon vi (1879)


Though the Custom House founder in politics whirl,
He still keeps his neat back and Hyperion curl.


The last of these for now. Roscoe Conkling should already be well familiar to loyal Weekly Puck readers, so this “introductory” cartoon is probably old news, but whatever. It’s nice to have the complete set, as they say.

UPDATE: Updated this entry with an improved scan and this classic (Conkling-related, so it’s on-topic even!) with a proper full-sized scan and Google™ Books link (the seam is a little off, but it was the best I could do).
progbear: Pride Goeth Before Destruction (1900) (Boss Croker inflated)

Midsummer Night’s Dream



by Joseph Keppler (1880)

midsummer night's dream (1880)


Lazy Curator™ is flying this one solo. Among those depicted in this image: Roscoe Conkling (riding a broomstick backwards!), Puck (holding a donkey-head mask), James Garfield, Uncle Sam, Winfield Hancock, Henry Ward Beecher, Samuel Tilden, John Kelly, Columbia, Benjamin Butler (as a frog), Carl Schurz (as a stick-insect), Cornelius Vanderbilt (in a lacy night-dress!), Chester A. Arthur (as a beetle), Jay Gould and Cyrus Field.

Conkling in women’s clothes tally = 5. And has it really been three years since I last updated that? I’m way overdue! Also: wonky scan strikes again!

EDIT: Not to be confused with this image
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Puck’s Fourth-of-July Picnic, 1881



by Joseph Keppler (1881)

puck's fourth-of-july picnic, 1881


Another delightfully dense image from Keppler, similar to this summer-themed one. Some of the featured picnickers include (more or less left-to-right, top-to-bottom):

  • Ulysses S. Grant (upper left, leaning on tree)

  • Carl Schurz (playing toy piano)

  • John Kelly (falling from “Try Your Weight” contraption)

  • Samuel Tilden (using “Lung Tester”)

  • David Davis (the “giant” on “Giant and Dwarf” poster)

  • William Russell Grace (pushing woman on swing)

  • Rutherford B. Hayes (in background between trees, carrying suitcases)

  • Cornelius Vanderbilt (running towards a basket marked “Free Lunch”)

  • Peter Cooper (the rightmost of the two running figures at the upper right)

  • Henry Ward Beecher (blindfolded and surrounded by women, lower left)

  • Thomas DeWitt Talmage (leftmost of the two figures leading Puck by the hand)

  • Charles A. Dana (at the page break, with sailor’s hat and cane)

  • Whitelaw Reid (to Dana’s immediate right, with flowered hat, umbrella and cigarette)

  • James Garfield (on the left side of teeter-totter)

  • Roscoe Conkling (being catapulted from the right end of the teeter-totter)

  • Jay Gould (rightmost of the two figures playing cards, wearing black top hat)

  • Benjamin Butler (lower right, flirting with woman)
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    Political Convicts



    by Joseph Keppler (1880)

    political convicts (1880)


    Donald Cameron (bearing a club marked “Patronage”), Roscoe Conkling (holding a “Party Whip”) and John Alexander Logan (with a “Logan Slugger”) lead prisoners representing the various US States in striped prison outfits marked “Third Term” with balls and chains marked “Instructed” into the “Grant Hall” of a prison building marked “Chicago Convention.” Above the door it reads, “The Way of the Transgressor Is Hard.”

    And at last, the final piece of the puzzle that was this image has been found.
    progbear: Pride Goeth Before Destruction (1900) (Boss Croker inflated)

    Cleveland’s Entry Into Washington—March 4th, 1885.



    by Joseph Keppler (1885)

    cleveland's entry into washington march 4th 1885


    The LOC says:

    Illustration shows Grover Cleveland riding the Democratic donkey past the "Republican R.R.R. Hotel" on the way to his inauguration; he is surrounded by a host of characters that includes many political figures and newspaper editors, including Joseph F. Keppler with his diminutive character Puck. Among those depicted are: Roscoe Conkling, George Edmunds, Augustus Garland, "Hampton", "William H. Barnum", L.Q.C. Lamar, "Grace", "Jones", Joseph Pulitzer, James G. Bennett, Henry B. Ward, Samuel J. Randall, Thomas Hendricks, Abram S. Hewitt, U.S. Grant, Chester A. Arthur, Grover Cleveland, "McDonas", Daniel Manning, George W. Curtis, Rutherford B. Hayes, Samuel J. Tilden, Thomas F. Bayard (carrying a flag that states "Public Office is a Public Trust. G. Cleveland"), Joseph Medill, William C. Endicott, John Logan, James G. Blaine, Carl Schurz, William F. Vilas, Cox, Winfield Scott Hancock, Benjamin Harrison, Henry Watterson, and Hermann "Raster". Also shown is Puck's Independent Party and papers labeled "Compliments of C.A. Dana".


    Lazy Curator™ says: I could swear I also see Murat Halstead (who, oddly, looks like Joseph Keppler here, only older and fatter)* and Whitelaw Reid in the crowd, too. And I so wanted to add this to my “Conkling in women’s clothes” tally, but I can’t. Because, strangely, it appears to be Carl Schurz in the dress. Go figure.

    Of course, I could just type “General Grant in his undies” here and my usual readership would see nothing else. Perverts.

    EDIT: The source of the spoof, for comparison.

    EDIT×2: My mistake, that’s Henry Watterson and not Murat Halstead.

    EDIT×3: And how did I forget Bernhard Gillam behind Keppler and Puck there?
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    The Presidential Recruiting Office



    by Bernhard Gillam (1884)

    presidential recruiting office, the (1884)


    The LOC says:

    Illustration shows the interior of a recruiting office for the presidency with Uncle Sam and Puck examining potential recruits against a height chart labeled, from low to high, "Notoriety, Popularity, Capability, Honesty, [and at the top] Statesmanship"; a number of men, in various states of undress, have been rejected for a variety of reasons, "Evarts Too Long-Winded, [U.S. Grant] Retired, [Conkling] Too Pigeon-Breasted, [Thomas C. Platt] Me Too Little, Mahone Must be Readjusted, J.B. Rejected Too Crooked, Dana Rejected - Too Shortsighted, [Logan] Grammar Feeble, [Arthur] Rejected No Backbone, [Davis] Short Winded, Sherman Bloody Shirt Mania, [Kelly] Pig-Headed, Payne Oil on the Brain, Randall Protection Madness, Bayard Unstable, [Tilden] Rejected Cipher Catarrh, [and] B[utler] Can't See Straight". Five tall men, "Admitted to the Competition", standing on the right, are "Hewitt, Carlisle, Morrison, Lincoln [and] Edmunds O.K."


    Lazy Curator sez: From before Grover Cleveland threw his hat into the ring? Also: “must be readjusted”? Ha ha! I get it! Incidentally, Lincoln does indeed refer to Robert Todd Lincoln, son of Honest Abe.

    I owe you two again this week. I’ll try to work on the next one tomorrow.
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    The Kind of Canal Business Grant Is Going Into



    by Joseph Keppler (1879)

    kind of canal business grant is going into, the (1879)


    Lazy Curator™ sez: Ulysses S. Grant—with a money bag and telescope, seated on a large crate reading “Presents for U. S. Grant, Galena, Ill.”—directs Roscoe Conkling, William T. Sherman, James Garfield, James Blaine and others in the building of a Third Term canal leading to the White House. There is a boat sitting in the bone-dry canal reading “For His Uncles and His Cousins and His Chums.” W. W. Belknap, Thomas Murphy and (possibly?) William Chandler are seen in the boat. Meanwhile in the right foreground, “G. W. C.” tearfully writes an obituary for a dead William M. Evarts (with a Webster’s dictionary at his feet!), whom a grave marker informs us, “couldn’t carry his own State convention.”

    Maybe I’m not so much lazy as much as just slow. It took me three years to give you all this info!
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    Notice to the World of Politicians



    by Bernhard Gillam (1882)

    notice to the world of politicians (1882)


    Bosses who will soon be out of work are respectfully notified that

    Puck will give them a job


    Roscoe Conkling, Donald Cameron, John Kelly and Thomas Platt are shown wearing sandwich boards displaying past Puck cartoons depicting themselves. The cartoon on the boards Conkling and Platt are wearing has been featured previously, of course. It’s interesting to see Gillam’s interpretation of Keppler’s work.

    EDIT: You can see (or buy a copy of) the John Kelly image here.

    EDIT #2: The John Kelly and Donald Cameron images have now been posted!
    progbear: Pride Goeth Before Destruction (1900) (Boss Croker inflated)

    After Their Dirty Work



    by Frederick Opper (1880)

    after their dirty work (1880)

    A suggestion to Messrs. Conkling, Belknap, Logan, Cameron, Robeson, Murphy and Williams



    Posted without comment. It’s just as well, any comment I made on this one would get me into big, karmic trouble!
    progbear: Pride Goeth Before Destruction (1900) (Boss Croker inflated)

    Master and Servant



    by Bernhard Gillam (1882)

    master and servant (1882)


    Grant.—“Um, yes, it suits me pretty well; but we must transplant this one (Folger) into the N.Y. Governor Collection—and I have one in mind that will just fit the place!”


    As you can see, Grant is all ready to place the portrait of Roscoe Conkling into the freshly vacated space in Arthur’s Cabinet Collection.

    Yes, I think we all know how well that turned out.
    progbear: Pride Goeth Before Destruction (1900) (Boss Croker inflated)

    Untitled (Puck’s Valentines for 1884)



    by Bernhard Gillam (1884)

    puck's valentines (1884)


    The traditional Valentine’s Day valentines from Puck, this time inked by the inimitable Bernhard Gillam. These ones are intended for (left to right, top to bottom): Samuel Tilden, Ben Butler, Chester A. Arthur, William T. Sherman, James Blaine (with a cameo by Roscoe Conkling) and John A. Logan.

    I’m feeling lazy again and don’t feel like transcribing them but if you want to, you can click through to the original image and use Google Books’ zoom feature but beware, this is another one-page image intended to be viewed in landscape mode (like last week’s), so you may have to tilt your head 90° if you don’t feel like reconstructing the image yourself like I did. (Tablet owners will have an easier time of it.)

    Logan’s panel seems both a) excessively harsh and b) inadvertently suggestive. Sigh. Will we ever stop snickering like schoolboys anytime someone uses the word “blow”?

    Another of Puck’s Little Bunch of Valentines and another Valentine’s Day-related image

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